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MOVIE REVIEW: Magic in the Moonlight

Woody Allen has the Midas touch of artistic credibility.  Non-actors become notable presences.  No-name actors become discovered somebodies.  Name actors look better than they normally do and great actors get even greater, even when the films aren't that great.  In his latest film, "Magic in the Moonlight," Allen bestows that touch on one great actor and one name actress with Colin Firth and Emma Stone as his leads. 

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GUEST CRITIC: Transformers: Age of Extinction

As busy I get from time to time, I find that I can't see every movie under the sun, leaving my friends and colleagues to fill in the blanks for me.  As poetically as I think I wax about movies on this website as a wannabe critic, sometimes a simple sentence or two from a friend says it all.  Sometimes, it inspires me to see the movie too and get back to being my circle's go-to movie guy.  Sometimes, they save me $9 and you 800+ words of blathering.  In a new review series, I'm opening my site to friend submissions for quick-hit movie reviews.

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MOVIE REVIEW: They Came Together

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that we might have a new entry into the pantheon of parody classics with the recent release "They Came Together."  The new comedy from director David Wain, best known to audiences for "Wanderlust," "Role Models," and "Wet Hot American Summer," checks all of those above boxes for being a great parody.  The film is packed with smart humor, joke complexity, clever approaches, and an elaborate sense of storybuilding and delivery that most parodies lack.  Best of all, Wain assembles a near-perfect cast of his old pals, led by Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler, that never cease to entertain.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Edge of Tomorrow

Go ahead and continue Tom Cruise's solid streak one more movie with the very entertaining "Edge of Tomorrow" opening this week.  The funniest thing is Tom is essentially playing the opposite of his usual macho self and it still works.  We're used to the take-charge man-of-action characters out of him, not the wimp and coward he plays here.  Because of that, there's a certain unexpected humor coming out of "Edge of Tomorrow" that boosts its doom-and-gloom alien invasion setup.  

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MOVIE REVIEW: Chef

Buyer beware, do not go into this movie hungry.  You will chew the arm off of the person next to you and that's never a good date move (unless you're watching a zombie flick, which this is far from).  Folks, do the dinner before the movie on this one, ladies and gentlemen, or you will willingly overeat afterwards.  I warned you now.  You'll see.  

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MOVIE REVIEW: X-Men: Days of Future Past

The successful revitalization brought by “X-Men: First Class” and the unfaded star power of Hugh Jackman have brought us to “X-Men: Days of Future Past.”  Original series director Bryan Singer, fresh from “Jack the Giant Slayer,” and “X-Men: The Last Stand” screenwriter Simon Kinberg have returned to correct old mistakes, untangle the knots, and realign this previously failed franchise for a healthy new lease on cinematic life and relevance.

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Railway Man

In my opinion, very few actors have established themselves with their performance history to the point that their presence alone is an automatic sign of elevated quality towards an entire film.  Call it "street cred" on a casual level or "artistic integrity" on a professional level, but few actors and actresses are near-guarantees for solid and award-worthy performances every time they take on a role.  By my account, Academy Award winner Colin Firth has elevated to become one of those rare performers.  He's outstanding in everything he takes on, comedy or drama, and the films he chooses become better with him being there.

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MOVIE REVIEW: The LEGO Movie

Let's just say it now.  There are not many greats to choose from, but there is no more perfect merger between a product or toy and a movie than "The Lego Movie."  No video game movie is this good.  No animated or live-action "Transformers," "G.I. Joe," or "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie can touch "The Lego Movie."  This film is an absolute blast and has something for everyone.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Philomena

The film is up for four Oscars: Best Picture, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Original Score, and Best Actress.  In profound fashion, it deserves every single one of those nominations in each respective category.  "Philomena" may be a smaller British film, but it is a touching story that deserves to be seen by larger audiences.  

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Like a great middle chapter should, this film escalates the tension, danger, and risk towards an as-yet-unseen climax that is sure to blow our socks off.  Are the producers still milking us for three movies that could have fit into one?  Probably, but, once again, I, for one, have the patience to respect what these filmmakers are up to and value what others might call tedious.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Ender's Game

Strong work equals strong results, which is the catalyst to examine Ender's Game, the latest 2013 science fiction blockbuster-to-be.  Ender's Game is based on one of the more illustrious pieces of science fiction written in the last half century.  Originating as a 1977 short story, author Orson Scott Card's 1985 Cold War-era and Hugo Award-winning military science fiction novel has long been a required reading staple of high school literature classes, college courses, and even our own U.S. Marine Corps.  

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