14 Unforgettable Movie Weed Quotes Everyone Should Know

Are you on the hunt for the best movie weed quotes? This selection of 420-inspired lines will have you and your friends in hysterics for hours. Pick your favorite stoner film from the list, get some blue weed strain buds (visit SeedSupreme website), and prepare for comedy.

14 Best Stoner Movie Quotes

What do you get when you combine marijuana and movies? A ton of fun and laughter, of course. Here are our favorite stoner movies with 14 of the best weed quotes of all time:

Dazed and Confused (1993)

This coming-of-age film follows a group of teenagers celebrating their last day of high school. They have a wild time engaging in various activities that involve marijuana, hazing, alcohol, and the opposite sex.

Here are two of the most iconic weed-related quotes in Dazed and Confused:

David Wooderson: “Say man, you got a joint?”

Mitch Kramer: “Uhhh, no. Not on me, my man.”

David Wooderson: “It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”

Slater: “Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”

Friday (1995)

This hilarious stoner film follows Craig and Smokey as they encounter various people and obstacles. When Friday rolls around, one character says something that every cannabis enthusiast has probably thought of before.

Here’s the most well-known cannabis-related quote in Friday:

Smokey: “I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this, but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got sh*t to do.”

Pineapple Express (2008)

This modern-day 420 classic follows a process server and his dealer, who are on the run from corrupt cops and assassins. It’s packed with plenty of ideas for homemade bongs and some of the best stoner movie quotes of all time.

Here are two of the most famous marijuana-related lines in Pineapple Express:

Red: “I’m trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing sh*t because I’m stoned or because I have no blood left in my body?”

Dale: “If marijuana is not legal within the next five years, I have no faith left in humanity.”

Grandma’s Boy (2006)

This hilarious film follows a 35-year-old video game tester who has to live with his grandmother and her two roommates. The best part? His co-workers think he’s moving in with a “really cute chick.”

Here are some of the most unforgettable weed quotes in Grandma’s Boy:

Alex: “Your bed is a car.”

Jeff: “Yeah, but it’s a f***ing sweet car.”

Dante: “I’ll smoke it with ya bro, we’ll go to the loony bin together. I don’t give a f**k.”

Dante: “Does anyone want to try this weed? It’s called the Brown Bomber.”

Alex: “Why is it called that?”

Dante: “Because when you smoke it, you get so stoned you s**t your pants!”

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

This memorable stoner classic features a Korean-American office worker and his 420-friendly Indian-American friend. Together, they go on an adventure to satisfy their craving for White Castle burgers. You and your mates will be in stitches for hours over this collection of 420-inspired phrases.

Here are two of the most famous canna-quotes in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle:

Harold: “Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?”

Kumar: “Both.”

Hippie Student: “Here, that’s sixt—eighty bucks.”

Kumar: “Eighty bucks?”

Hippie Student: “Yeah, eighty bucks.”

Kumar: “Yo, this is worth forty tops bro!”

Hippie Student: “Bro? I’m not your bro, bro. ok, and that’s eighty bucks. You don’t feel like getting high tonight? If you don’t feel like getting high, that’s cool with me because there’s lots of people around here. See this guy? Hey, what’s up, George? I smoke buds with George all the time.”

Kumar: “What kind of a hippie are you?”

Hippie Student: “What kind of hippie am I? Man, I’m a business hippie, I understand the concept of supply and demand.”

How High (2001)

This stoner film is over 20 years old, yet it remains a 420 classic. It follows two guys who smoke a magical substance and ace their college entrance exams. When the smoke runs out, trouble arises.

Here’s the most famous marijuana-related quote in How High:

“If I study high, take the test high, I’ll get HIGH scores!”

Super Troopers (2001)

This action-packed and humor-filled film follows five state troopers that love pranks and are always looking for a good time. When they screw up one day, they try to make up for it by solving a local case.

Here’s one of the most iconic stoner movie quotes in Super Troopers:

Thorny: “Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.”

Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke (1978)

No list of 420 quotes would be complete without the duo who started it all. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong star in this comedic masterpiece that follows two stoners in a smuggled van made of cannabis.

Here’s the best line to come out of Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke:

Pedro De Pacas: “Is that a joint man? That there looks like a quarter-pounder.”

Half Baked (1998)

This old-school classic has a bizarre storyline with plenty of humor. It features three men who attempt a series of crazy schemes to help their friend get out of jail.

Here’s the most famous weed-related quote in Half Baked:

Bob Saget: “Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck d**k for coke! You ever suck d**k for marijuana?”

Puff, Puff, Pass

Marijuana and movies go hand in hand. Apart from being excellent activities to pair together, they also gave us some of the best movie weed quotes of all time. Which stoner film are you going to watch first?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Jennifer Gallagher

Jennifer Gallagher, an experienced cannabis grower at SeedSupreme Seedbank. During a 7-year career in the marijuana growing business, Jennifer has gained a high competence in this field. As far as weed is concerned, she knows it all inside out. Jennifer is an expert in pot-growing, as well as cannabis types and their effects. She’s also familiar with all legislation nuances.

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